BEHOLD
a cat with her slutty ass in the air
A BITCH
'twas the 6th of July 2017 that I convinced my mother to drive me up to the shelter to look at cats. We sat in the car and discussed tactics. I don't care about personality as displayed in the shelter- cats can change their behaviour in different environments, and my expectations for a cat were as low as 'indifferent housemate who mostly ignores me'.

The goal was as such: I'm going to adopt the prettiest cat I see.

blurry cat screaming
yo what the fuck
Hahaha thought you'd get an indifferent cat who'd mind her business huh? Think again.

sweet kitty never done nothing wrong
absolute imocence (she escaped the bathroom within the hour)

I should have taken her screaming at me as the first sign of the apocalypse of love to come. After a bit of a runaround where the shelter tried to convince me to take one of their FIV kittens, and a night to sleep on it all, I was back and I took home Miss Tabitha Mothballs.

After a failed attempt to Contain The Beast within the bathroom, she spent all of 5 mins under my bed before deciding no she lived here now, this is her apartment, and started acting like she had always been here.

Enjoy the above pictures of her being Tiny, by the way, because the bitch started putting on weight like it was a fucking competition (she is now on a diet...)

Now. Admire Her. In all her deceptively cute, annoying soft uwu goblin glory.